by Bill McCurry | Oct 31, 2011 | Writing
My short story “The Santa Fix” was published today by Open Heart Publishing in the anthology “An Honest Lie, Volume 3: Justifiable Hypocrisy”. It’s available in paper format now, and will be offered in electronic format soon. I think that...
by Bill McCurry | Oct 28, 2011 | Humor, Life
My wife owns a magnificent Tiffany lamp that I despise. This lamp hasn’t done anything to offend me, and it’s not defective in any way that other people would care about. I just don’t like Tiffany lamps. They seem untidy to me. Maybe even gaudy. I know that people...
by Bill McCurry | Oct 27, 2011 | Entertainment, Humor, Life
Premier online humor site “The Onion” today announced a bold strategic initiative that will transition it into a second-rate purveyor of shoddy goods via the internet. While this move surprised some analysts, Senior VP of Change Management Luis Abregado said, “We’ve...
by Bill McCurry | Oct 21, 2011 | Confidence, Humor, Life
Yesterday a lady told me, “I like men who are gentlemen. Until it’s time for them not to be.” Well crap. I’m confused enough about this gentleman thing without having to figure out when it’s time to stop being one. It’s like saying, “I like freezers that make ice....
by Bill McCurry | Oct 14, 2011 | Confidence, Humor, Life
I made a history professor look like an idiot once. It was great. In fact, it is one of my most treasured college memories. This professor didn’t like to talk about history, although I think it was his job. He instead liked to spend 90 minutes twice a week explaining...
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