Fat Mike’s Guide to Handling Vile Jerks

by | May 25, 2012 | Humor, Life

Yesterday I almost beat my barber to death with a blow dryer. I held myself back because there’s no beer in prison, and because I suspected in some vague way that it might be wrong. I’ve known the fellow for years, and we’ve spent a lot of time talking about movies,...

There’s No Rule Book for Not Acting Like a Dork

by | Oct 7, 2011 | Humor, Life

People are awful, and that’s the way I like them. Whenever some spiteful squid of a person tells me about another fellow’s terrible behavior, I just smile. I smile because despite his abominable acts, that fellow still has people who love him and a place to sleep and...