by Bill McCurry | Aug 25, 2018 | Cats, Family, Humor
I am objectively a lousy father. Compared to my father, I am a psychotic crack addict trying to raise orchids in a toilet. It started with a rose-colored memory of my family’s driving vacations when I was a boy. Swinging through the western states and the national...
by Bill McCurry | Jun 11, 2013 | Humor, Life
This is an experiment, hopefully not the kind that ends with a hole eaten in the table or someone turned into a bug-human hybrid. Last week I found myself reading one of these posts aloud to a person. It might have been in a therapist’s office, or in a job...
by Bill McCurry | Aug 3, 2012 | Communication, Humor, Life, Love, Marriage, Relationships
My cat dragged my boxer shorts under the bed this morning. I failed to retrieve them because she defended them like a Kodiak bear protecting her cubs, and because my shorts had already been smothered by the herd of dust rhinos that roams under our bed, migrating as...
by Bill McCurry | May 3, 2012 | Humor, Life
Good morning. I am your cat, and as you know I rarely speak. My vocabulary is poor. I cannot make myself understood by you and your human friends. Trust me, if it were otherwise I would be on the phone right now ordering Finding Nemo on Pay per View. But today God has...
by Bill McCurry | Oct 2, 2011 | Humor, Life
Some people have told me my blog isn’t very personal, but I’m not sure that’s true. A lot of the stuff I’ve posted is about what I think and do and experience. But I admit it’s not too immediate. I don’t tend to write about the fact...
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