by Bill McCurry | Jun 18, 2013 | Confidence, Entertainment, Humor, Movies
Because I am the best husband in the world, I recorded a Disney film on our DVR and left it there for my wife to find when she went to watch “True Blood.” I admit it wasn’t a premeditated act, but that doesn’t invalidate my best-husband status. You see, Friday night...
by Bill McCurry | Nov 20, 2012 | Entertainment, Humor
I’m fairly sure that Disney is trying to kill me. I don’t mean they plan to wipe me out with an obvious weapon, and they don’t want me to flop over dead in the middle of the Country Bear Jamboree. That would cause talk, and the paperwork would be a bitch. Instead, I...
by Bill McCurry | Nov 17, 2012 | Creativity, Entertainment, Humor, Love, Marriage
At Disney World, if you don’t glitter then you’re a drone. You can push strollers, pay for ice cream, block the paths with your chubby waddle, and fill up queues to make it hard for the real merry makers to get to the Haunted Mansion. But you don’t add to the corona...
by Bill McCurry | Nov 17, 2012 | Fear, Humor, Life, Marriage, Relationships
We have returned to the scene of my wife’s childhood psychological violation. Many people can empathize, but not many can understand it on a visceral level. I know I can’t. All I can do is hold her hand while she’s drawn through an inexorable maelstrom of insane...
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