Ignorance Would Be Better Than This

by | Mar 9, 2012 | Humor, Life

Every morning I drink coffee with The Unyielding Claw of the Universe. She’s also known as Mrs. Shoffner. For the past couple of years we’ve bought caffeinated beverages at the same Starbucks and chatted as we drank them. It’s a mutually beneficial arrangement. I...

I Have a BA in BS and an MA in MFIC

by | Aug 19, 2011 | Confidence, Humor, Life

They won’t let you cut out a guy’s kidney unless you have a college degree. I asked. And it has to be a medical degree. Medieval Russian Literature won’t convince them to let you scrub and order a nurse to hand you any of those obscure, scary surgical instruments. So,...