by Bill McCurry | Dec 26, 2011 | Humor, Life, Marriage, Relationships
I’m not sure what to call this post-Christmas communication. “Debrief” sounds like we’ve just smuggled a defector out of Beijing. “Report” makes me want to write about reindeer with a No. 2 pencil in a Big Chief notebook....
by Bill McCurry | Nov 25, 2011 | Humor, Life, Love, Marriage, Relationships
My wife could be getting a remodeled bathroom with heated tile floors for Christmas. Or she could be getting a cruise down the Danube with a personal chef and her own burly Teutonic masseur. Maybe a puppy that will grow into a huge, destructive dog, or maybe a...
by Bill McCurry | Sep 11, 2011 | Humor, Life
I have decided that Santa Claus can kiss my ass. We once had a warm relationship. He gave me my first bicycle. I helped him build the deck over his back porch. We bitched about global warming together, which is truly creating havoc up at the North Pole. It was all...
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