by Bill McCurry | Feb 17, 2014 | Love, Marriage, Relationships
Whoever said, “If you have lemons, make lemonade,” never met my wife. When you make lemonade, you can drink it, sell it, give it to friends who don’t really want it but take it just to be nice, or leave it in the fridge to become a chemical weapon. In any of those...
by Bill McCurry | Jan 30, 2014 | Communication, Humor, Love, Marriage, Relationships
Speaking as one of the slothful, unemployed wretches draining our nation of its vitality and self-respect, I enjoyed the movie Frozen. My wife and I saw the early showing, because the early tickets cost less, and what else do I have to do in the daytime, really? I’ve...
by Bill McCurry | Jan 23, 2014 | Cats, Humor, Love, Marriage, Relationships
My wife and I subscribe to the “Oncoming Train” theory of relationship management. It’s based on the idea that every so often a gargantuan freight train of a problem will come along and try to obliterate your marriage. I mean a problem like losing your job, or a death...
by Bill McCurry | Apr 23, 2013 | Humor, Life, Love, Marriage
I believe that a kick in the shin is better than sex. I can argue this with unassailable logic. If we weren’t all impelled towards the sex act by our hormones and heritage, I wouldn’t need to argue. Everyone would see that I’m right, receive a hearty shin kicking, and...
by Bill McCurry | Jul 6, 2012 | Humor, Life, Love, Marriage, Relationships
My wife and I disagree on the fundamental nature of our bed. I think of it as a comfortable place to sleep, or have sex, or maybe read a book when more than two cats have evicted me from the couch. She thinks of it as a glorious retreat for nourishing the spirit in a...
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