Four Grams of Chewy Goodness

by | Oct 19, 2012 | Fear, Humor, Life, Love, Marriage

I realized that my wife truly loved me when she threatened to kill me. We were still living in sin at the time, we were poor, and I had a pretty sharp eye for a bargain. As we sailed down the grocery aisle one day, my wife said, “Look, root beer.” She said it like she...